nulla-valentine

Anonymous asked:

If you sell your body and have sex with complete random strangers, why the hell do you deserve respect? You don't respect yourself enough to not have sex with everyone. Why should I respect you and your work?

rydenarmani answered:

oh magic conch shell, what is wrong with a woman having sex with as many partners as she wants?

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oh magic conch shell, what is wrong with a woman wanting to receive money in exchange for sex?

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oh magic conch shell, could it maybe be that this bitch ass anon is threatened by women doing what they want with their bodies instead of what society has conditioned them to do?

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THE MAGIC CONCH SHELL HAS SPOKEN

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thewalkingwhatever

ginhigh:

this is my favourite vine tbh

catgroovin

donsomperduplet asked:

Wait, I just thought of something cool. What if for 48 hours you traveled the opposite way the world was spinning so that you either stayed in the nighttime of the daylight for 48 straight hours. Probably be impossible, but still cool.

catgroovin answered:

I’d honestly wanna stay in constant nighttime, or at least a dark and rainy daytime. I think that’d be really relaxing for me :o

I think teleportation would be really useful in such a case, though!

catgroovin:

jjemini94:

catgroovin:

jjemini94:

if the world were to travel in the opposite direction, everything would go flying 2000 miles per hour sideways.

now if that isn’t the most hilarious thought i don’t know what is.

Imagine just driving to work and then everything just flies sideways

"uh, I’m gonna have to call in late today.."

that would be hilarious

no but that guy would be flying sideways too. EVERYTHING WOULD.

SKYSCRAPERS MOVING AT 2000 MILES PER HOUR SIDEWAYS INSTANTLY

Science has gone too far

Tho imagine just already travelling in the direction you get flown in and you’re just like HOLLAAAAAAAAAAA HERE WE GOOOOO

yes good. i like this idea.

catgroovin

donsomperduplet asked:

Wait, I just thought of something cool. What if for 48 hours you traveled the opposite way the world was spinning so that you either stayed in the nighttime of the daylight for 48 straight hours. Probably be impossible, but still cool.

catgroovin answered:

I’d honestly wanna stay in constant nighttime, or at least a dark and rainy daytime. I think that’d be really relaxing for me :o

I think teleportation would be really useful in such a case, though!

catgroovin:

jjemini94:

if the world were to travel in the opposite direction, everything would go flying 2000 miles per hour sideways.

now if that isn’t the most hilarious thought i don’t know what is.

Imagine just driving to work and then everything just flies sideways

"uh, I’m gonna have to call in late today.."

that would be hilarious

no but that guy would be flying sideways too. EVERYTHING WOULD.

SKYSCRAPERS MOVING AT 2000 MILES PER HOUR SIDEWAYS INSTANTLY

catgroovin

donsomperduplet asked:

Wait, I just thought of something cool. What if for 48 hours you traveled the opposite way the world was spinning so that you either stayed in the nighttime of the daylight for 48 straight hours. Probably be impossible, but still cool.

catgroovin answered:

I’d honestly wanna stay in constant nighttime, or at least a dark and rainy daytime. I think that’d be really relaxing for me :o

I think teleportation would be really useful in such a case, though!

if the world were to travel in the opposite direction, everything would go flying 2000 miles per hour sideways.

now if that isn’t the most hilarious thought i don’t know what is.

thesilvergoddess

drakesquad:

tuggywuggy:

drakesquad:

i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh

doubleundeath

doubleundeath:

deadbyshawn:

deadbyshawn:

appreciate brown eyes more bc the people with brown eyes are grown up forcing to believe fuckin blue and green and grey are beautiful and either detest or get incredibly happy when someone compliments their eye color stop letting this happen

there are people with brown eyes reblogging this and theyre talking about still being sad with their eye color and this is exactly why we need hype about brown eyes

i wish i had brown eyes because then i wouldn’t be in danger of burning my retinas if i forget to put on my sunglasses. i fucking love brown eyes